It is with both laughter and tears that we gather to celebrate the remarkably short but unforgettable life of Spencer Hilton, who made a grand entrance into this world on February 2, 2026, and left us just three days later on February 5, 2026. Spencer may have been with us only for a blink of an eye, but boy, did they make that blink count!

In Spencer's whirlwind life, they achieved more than most do in decades. As the marketing manager for XYZ Corporation, Spencer oversaw dazzling product launches that had customers lining up (and maybe even camping out overnight) to get their hands on the latest must-have gadgets. Spencer's knack for creativity earned them the illustrious Marketing Achievement Award in 2015, proving that genius often comes in both furious brainstorming sessions and late-night snack runs.

Education? Oh, Spencer took that seriously! They proudly graduated with a Master's degree in Business Administration from XYZ University, where their brainpower was only matched by their impressive ability to dodge awkward group project partners. Receiving the Outstanding Academic Achievement award in 2010, Spencer ensured that their professors always had their hands full with admiration and just a hint of envy.

Spencer’s personality was as warm as freshly baked cookies. Known for their kindness and welcoming spirit, they had the unique talent of making every gathering a little brighter and every conversation a lot more hilarious. They were the friend who could make you laugh so hard you snorted—without any prior warning. Spencer also had an unparalleled sense of humor; if there was a joke in the room, Spencer would find it, polish it, and deliver it like a seasoned stand-up comedian.

Outside of work and academics, Spencer found joy in collecting rare books, an obsession that made bookstores fear for their inventory. There was nothing quite like seeing them scour through dusty shelves at auctions, ready to rescue another literary gem. Truly, Spencer believed that the best kind of adventure can often be found between two covers.

Passion didn’t stop there; Spencer dedicated time volunteering at a local homeless shelter, showering everyone with their kindness and life-affirming energy. There, they made so many friends and underprivileged folks feel welcomed and valued, that Spencer received the cherished Volunteer of the Year award—an accolade fitting for one who was so eager to lend a helping hand.

Spencer leaves behind their beloved sister, Sarah Johnson, and brother-in-law, Tom Johnson, who are probably still trying to find the perfect punchline to match Spencer’s legacy. Also cherishing the joyous memories with him is Rachel Lee, their close friend who probably has enough inside jokes to fill at least three volumes of a laugh-out-loud memoir.

Reuniting with Spencer now are their departed family members: their beloved mother, Susan Smith; father, John Smith Sr.; and brother, James Smith. Knowing Spencer, there is likely a karaoke night happening up there right now, complete with poorly sung but enthusiastic renditions of everyone’s favorite songs.

As we gather to reminisce about the incredible, albeit brief, life of Spencer Hilton, let us celebrate the memories charred in our hearts, the laughter echoing in our ears, and the kindness that walks alongside each of us in their honor. Rest well, Spencer; you've made an indelible mark, one that will keep us chuckling and sharing stories until we meet again.